after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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