More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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