in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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