i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You can't just leave with hair like that
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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