Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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