Christians are straight up FREAKS
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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