The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
