There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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