BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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