it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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