Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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