dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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