hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
porn star boner night. come get it.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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