The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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