NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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