Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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