He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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