i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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