Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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