I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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