just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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