I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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