This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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