he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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