Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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