YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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