is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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