its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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