physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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