I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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