At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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