awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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