I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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