where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize