"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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