I hate your face
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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