But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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