There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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