I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You are the jesus of drinking
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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