So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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