dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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