problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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