so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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