Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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