Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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