The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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