Pappa wants mamma naked
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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