the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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