That's intense
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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