Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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