Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
So squirting runs in the family.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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