one might say we're banned from that church
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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