omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
All I want is dick and wine.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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