i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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